The Barron Trump Conspiracy Theory: A Novel This Bad Got Far
There is a conspiracy theory that Barron Trump is a time traveler.
If you’re a Flat Earther then I’m sure this makes perfect sense.
There is a set of books by Ingersoll Lockwood called Baron Trump’s Marvelous Underground Journey. I impersonate Melania Trump, doing standup and video sketch comedy in her character, so a bunch of people messaged me about it.
This book was written in the late 1800's by a dude who was a lawyer who dabbled in literature. I know the type, because they’re still around, torturing feedback groups all across the five boroughs. The stereotype holds with his questionable literary talent.
Wait, that was too nice of me.
THE WRITING IN THIS BOOK MADE MY EYES BLEED AND MY MIND MELT.
It was the first draft of what could have been a mildly offensively terrible novel.
I wouldn’t normally be so cruel in my assessment of someone else’s work, but Ingersoll is long gone … unless Ingersoll is the pseudonym for a Reddit contributor who wrote these books during a meth fever dream.
The true believers of this theory assert that these books closely parallel our current political climate because:
- The main character is Barron Trump, so…
