“Brienne will never get laid again because of Sansa!”
Game of Thrones S8, Ep 4 Observations by Grandma Carmella
While battling nausea from her raw meat diet she talks about season 8, episode 4 of Game of Thrones:
- Why Jon Snow is a moron for believing that family can play nice
- How Sansa is miserable like her sister Rosa
- How Tyrion inspired a slogan for her bridge club
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