I had a hard time growing up. I didn’t look like anyone and I was sensitive to their ferocious. If you come to any of my shows you’ll hear me talk about growing up in a very (very) Italian-American family and neighborhood in Queens. How I was searching for belonging…

About a month ago my Instagram account was disabled. Almost everyone I told launched into an “OMG they just censor everybody!” diatribe. And I had to calmly tell them, as I’m telling you now: most of the time, a ban is nothing personal, it’s just a symptom of a garbage…

I spent two weeks studying clown Philippe Gaulier clown school. I stuck it out — joyfully — for the entire run of the course. Before I left I received warning from former students: Philippe is a tough teacher. I was worried: by “tough” do they mean the “sadistic acting teacher…

PDF Download — Hi, thanks for downloading this PDF guide, “How to Talk About the Climate (If You Must)” off my new re-branded website for light-fascism and fashion. I look forward to spamming you about my new line of purses and your vote. Because of a few rain storms, climate alarmists are creating…

Hating deserves better — “On this obscure site, White Anglo-Saxon Protestants (WASPs) can find fellow ‘white people of diverse religions, nationalities, political ideology and backgrounds, united in one cause for the benefit of our race and children.’ … To create a profile, you have to complete a lengthy questionnaire …” Julia Ebner, The Sydney…

Controversy and Conspiracy Under the Sea “Humpbacks use Costa Rica like a hotel.” - Ed, Whale Watching Tour Guide Fellow crabs, the forgotten crustaceans of the ocean, I come before you today to speak about the threat we face from the annual migration of humpback whales. They invade our waters…

Better Than the Exercise — On an impulse I ordered a fitness trampoline. Akin to a hamster wheel, trampolines provide an outlet for energetic creatures in captivity. …

Isn’t it pretty to think so? People are debating the possibility of Melania divorcing soon to be ex-president Donald Trump because the potential benefits are— in his words — HUGE! How glorious would it be if Donald Trump lost the presidency AND his trophy wife! Late nite hosts would do…

My fellow Republican women, we are gathered here today to say farewell to my dearly departed Be Best campaign. Be Best was born out of my obligation as First Lady to fill the American public’s imagination with photos of me beyond the naked and handcuffed one that was plastered onto…